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February 2, 2020

Indian auto rickshaw. Epic rides and catchy messages

If you've ever set foot in the bustling streets of India, you've likely encountered the chariot of the common man: the mighty auto rickshaw. These three-wheeled wonders are the unsung heroes of Indian transportation, navigating the urban jungle with the grace of a ballet dancer and the stability of a toddler on a sugar rush.

An auto rickshaw ride is less a commute and more a roller coaster without the safety regulations. The rickety journey is a symphony of bumps, rattles, and honks, where every pothole is a drumbeat and every sudden brake a cymbal crash. It's a full-body workout, an impromptu game of Twister as you contort to avoid the loving embrace of fellow passengers or the occasional curious cow or goat peeking in.

 
Indian auto rickshaw with funny message

Saw this fella hitching a ride yesterday. Funny way to say back off.


Now, let's talk about the captains of these vibrant vessels - the auto rickshaw drivers. They are the sultans of swerve, the wizards of the three-wheeled steed. Haggling over the fare is their favorite sport, and they play it with the zeal of an Olympic athlete. The quoted price is often a 'suggestion', subject to a mysterious algorithm that factors in your accent, the weather, time of the day and possibly the alignment of the planets.

But it's not just about the ride; it's about the razzle-dazzle. Auto rickshaws are decked out with more bling than a pop star's Christmas tree. From psychedelic seat covers to flashy tassels that swing with the rhythm of the road, these autos are a mobile discotheque. The rearview covers don't just reflect the world—they challenge it, adorned with stickers like one above

The dashboard is a shrine to every deity, celebrity, and talisman known to man, creating a protective bubble against the evil eye and traffic tickets. Fairy lights twinkle like stars around the driver, who sits enthroned amidst this splendor, a king in his court of chrome and vinyl.

And let's not forget the music. Each auto rickshaw is a rolling jukebox, blasting the latest Bollywood hits or sometimes a forgotten '90s local pop song, adding a soundtrack to the already sensory-overloading experience.

In the end, the Indian auto rickshaw is more than just a mode of transport; it's a carnival on wheels, a microcosm of India's chaos and color, a testament to the spirit of 'jugaad'—the uniquely Indian art of winging it with flair. So the next time you hop into one of these tri-wheeled rockets, remember: you're not just going places, you're part of a grand tradition of adventure, negotiation, and unexpected disco parties. Buckle up (figuratively, because seat belts are still a fantasy in this realm), and enjoy the ride!

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